Auchtermichty Aw-Stars versus the Warld!

Hamish Heidthebaw and Tamsin Taebash and rest of the team are ready to win their 223rd game in a row. But their coach has accidentally set up a match with a bunch of robots. Auchtermichty Aw-Stars take on the toughest team in the universe in Thomas Clark's brilliant new fitba comedy.   

BILLY: Och, Fiona. That’s awricht for wee diddy teams like Barcelona. But we’re no maist fitba teams. We’re the Auchtermichty Aw-Stars!

(The cheers fae the rest o the team near enough blaw the roof aff the hale chyngin room.)

BILLY: Six times champions o the Invercludgie District League! Five time winners o the Scottish Youth Cup! The greatest youth team ever tae kick a baw!

 

Auchtermichty Aw-Stars: Deid Man's Kist

Fiona Fairlielift and Billy Bigtime and ither Aw-Stars are in the desert, ready to take on the Barraland Buccaneers, a team o space pirates from a galaxy far, far away. Still 223 gemmes unbeaten, can the Auchtermichty Aw-Stars keep their winning streak gaun, or will Haun Dinger, the Buccaneers' captain, find a wey tae pauchle the match and beat the michty Aw-Stars in Thomas Clark's gallus sequel Deid Man's Kist?

FIONA: Awricht, Aw-Stars. Keep the heid and screw the boabin the day, aye? Dae yer jobs and we’ve got this in the bag. Nae daft mistakes! This disnae slip! Three! Twa! Wan!

Auchtermichty Aw-Stars: Oor Ain Worst Enemies

The Aw-Stars are on their way to play in the Intergalactic Cup Final when the bus takes a wrong turn and the players find themselves inexplicably back in their home town. But nothing is as it seems when the team run onto the pitch and meet their opponents. See whit happens in Thomas Clark's play when the Aw-Stars find oot they're their ain worst enemies.

TAMSIN: Here, is thon no oor high schuil we’re gawin past?! (They aw rin tae the windaes and keek oot intae the daurk.)

FIONA: It cannae be.

TAMSIN: It IS. It’s even got thon fitba Hamish shanked ontae the roof thon time.

HAMISH: If in doot, pit it oot, that’s whit I ayeweys say